Have you ever heard of “The Talking Heads’?”
No, is that a-
“What?? Let me play this song for you! It’s called ‘This Must Be The Place’!”
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Awesome, that sucked ass!
Seriously though, who the hell do those guys think they are? Every time I am reminded that someone willingly recorded these idiots making music I can feel my face glow red. That’s a big deal for me. Usually when I get angry, I just lose the ability to focus my eyes and form structurally sound sentences. These bastards really get the best of me.
Sorry if this comes without warning – I just came across the bad news that all the core members of The Talking Heads were still alive, and it didn’t sit right with me. ALL of them? Seriously? It just doesn’t add up. I would never wish ill on anyone, but I wouldn’t mind seeing 
, am I right?
That leads me to another thought – how many of these jokers are there?? Do we even have tabs on these guys? For all we know they’re in the studio right now laughing to themselves “Yeah, this is the one boys! This one really sounds like a panic attack in MP3 form!”. GAHHHH that voice I just want to AGHHHHHH…
Any who. There’s blog post number 1. Something short to get the ball rolling.
Leave a message below telling “The Talking Heads” (such a stupid name) to fuck off!
Cheers